i think my mom watched the whole time
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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