Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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