On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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