Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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