He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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