I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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