So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Screwed.edu
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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