I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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