I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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