apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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