The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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