Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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