I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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