well most of my day revolves around power hour
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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