Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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