honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
