He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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