Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This is my gift to your gina
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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