Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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