Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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