yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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