What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I love having hate sex.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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