I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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