ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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