whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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