No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
