He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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