Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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