i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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