How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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