I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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