Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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