Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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