All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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