I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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