Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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