i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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