mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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