Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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