That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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