Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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