Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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