I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
True strength comes from lack of pants
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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