that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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