"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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