so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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