franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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