I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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