there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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