I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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