just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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