He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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