no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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