Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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