I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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