are you still at the devil's house?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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